Wojak Agency

INTERNET PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT / EST. SOMEWHERE ONLINE

WOJAKAGENCY

Where every Wojak gets a desk.

$WOGENCY

A quiet office for loud little legends.
Pixels in. Culture out. Please take a number.

APPLICATION NO.WJβ€”001APPROVED
FIG. 01 β€” THE NEW HIRE
Pixel Wojak looking out from a glowing retro television
SUBJECT IS AWAKE β€’ SCREEN 04
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NOT A CALL CENTER
NOT A DREAM
JUST THE INTERNET
OPEN POSITIONSβ– PIXEL CULTUREβ– INTERNET LEGENDSβ– OPEN POSITIONSβ– PIXEL CULTUREβ– INTERNET LEGENDSβ– 
01 / PEOPLE & PAPERWORKTHE BADGE IS OPTIONAL
STAFF IDNO. 001
Wojak Agency staff portrait
WOJAK INTERNET GENERALIST
STATUS: PRESENT✳

THE FIRST PERSON THROUGH THE DOOR

He’s been
here a while.

He knows where the spare cables are. He leaves the last coffee for whoever comes in next. Some days that is the whole job.

β€œThe screen
looked lonely.”
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